"Eels Should Return to Their Home Star": Master Director Weeps Pointing at Nebula. Fisheries Agency Responds Calmly: "Apply for a Passport First"
An Academy Award-winning director declared a nebula captured by the latest telescope to be the "true home of eels" and announced the production of a sci-fi blockbuster to send all eels there in a spaceship. However, when he applied to the Fisheries Agency for permission to transport living organisms out of the country, it was rejected for the unprecedented reason that "extraterrestrial locations are outside our jurisdiction, and they don't have passports to begin with." The magnificent plan has already hit a snag.