"Wish Upon a Star" Rejected Entirely. True Identity of Meteor Shower Revealed to be "Flashing High-Beams" from Mars Commuters
While couples tear up at the "On-Time Departure Meteor Shower" coloring the night sky, astronomers expose a merciless truth. The bands of light were actually a traffic jam of wealthy rockets commuting from Mars villas to Earth. Directed at the lights to which commoners on the ground pray for "happiness," the honking sound of "Move it, poor people!" echoes in the sky.