Tag: Stadium

Articles tagged with "Stadium" (2 articles)

Otherworld Stadium Introduces New 'Lifespan Payment' System: French Fries Cost 3 Days of Your Life

Otherworld Stadium Introduces New 'Lifespan Payment' System: French Fries Cost 3 Days of Your Life

A new payment system called 'Lifespan Pay' has been introduced at an electrifying stadium. Fans scan their remaining lifespan with smartphones to purchase hot dogs (5 days worth) one after another. 'I feel great because my cash isn't decreasing,' says one user as crowds flood in. The government has announced it is considering implementing this as a new pension funding source.

Translations: JA
Otherworld Pocket
'Absolutely Dry Shield' Released, Side Effect: 'Drowns Your Neighbor.' Developer Responds: 'It's a Feature'

'Absolutely Dry Shield' Released, Side Effect: 'Drowns Your Neighbor.' Developer Responds: 'It's a Feature'

The cutting-edge gadget 'Aqua-Zero' blocks every single raindrop. A man using it at a stadium stayed perfectly dry, but a three-meter water column formed over his neighbor's seat. The neighbor couldn't watch the game without a flotation device. The developer issued a statement: 'This is the result of pursuing ultimate shield performance and is a feature. It represents a new form of communication with neighbors.'

Translations: JA
Muscle Arena