New Economic Stimulus: All Citizens Forced to Have "Stone Appreciation Holidays". Those Who Miss Purchase Targets Must Retake Weekends
The government's new economic plan involves equipping all citizens with consumption monitoring anklets and forcibly sending them to designated "Stone Theme Parks." Only purchases of stone goods are permitted within venues, and walking is prohibited. "Sit and Buy" becomes the new slogan, with "#OnlyStoneWins" trending on social media.