Scholar Successfully Remote-Connects to "God's PC," but Two-Factor Authentication Code Sent to Ancient Prophet's Tablet Forces Login Abort
"The omniscient, omnipotent password was '1234'." A religious scholar who successfully breached the Heavenly Server was ultimately thwarted by "God's Two-Factor Authentication." The 6-digit security code had been sent via SMS to a stone tablet held by a prophet from the 14th century BC, making physical verification impossible. He has since filed an unlock request through the official support channel (prayer), but has been stuck on hold listening to hymns for months after receiving the message: "We are currently experiencing an extremely high volume of prayers."