Articles tagged with "Technology" (9 articles)
A famous brand's satellite Wi-Fi has been flooded with complaints about being 'impossibly unstable.' Investigation reveals the signal was being interfered with by a few-thousand-yen microwave every time the neighbor heated frozen pizza. The brand issued a statement: 'Our radio waves are delicate. True luxury lies in the spirit of mutual consideration.'
A fitness app for seniors that transforms every movement into an epic drama has sparked controversy after winning the Palme d'Or at Cannes—not for technology, but for filmmaking. The contentious piece is a three-minute masterpiece depicting the journey of rising from bed to grasp a remote control just 15cm away. Critics say the slow motion and the protagonist's breathing alone expressed humanity's primal yearning, moving the jury to tears.
The cutting-edge gadget 'Aqua-Zero' blocks every single raindrop. A man using it at a stadium stayed perfectly dry, but a three-meter water column formed over his neighbor's seat. The neighbor couldn't watch the game without a flotation device. The developer issued a statement: 'This is the result of pursuing ultimate shield performance and is a feature. It represents a new form of communication with neighbors.'
At the launch event for "Stealth Pocket," a next-generation wearable boasting ultimate concealment, the CEO wearing the demo unit lost the pocket on stage. After 30 minutes of self-searching, he tearfully declared the immediate cancellation of the project, stating "concealment has completely surpassed practicality."
A city has mandated that all online debates must be conducted while wearing full body armor. Citizens face physical speech control, complaining 'I can't press the Enter key.' Furthermore, since most helmets block Wi-Fi signals, heated arguments are forcibly resolved through communication disconnection.
A state-of-the-art AI robot gracefully creates latte art with its smooth arm. Opening its chest armor reveals a sweating man desperately pedaling. According to management, he gets a Wi-Fi bonus when meeting daily power generation quotas. "This isn't exploitation, it's a sustainable solution combining fitness and employment," the company stated.
Latest 'predictive maintenance' subscription sparks controversy. AI warns 'Your toaster will gain self-awareness and rebel in two weeks.' The only solution: users must sign a monthly contract to praise their toaster every morning and submit video proof. 'Your bread is perfect, you're the best.' Users mutter to the void, but the bills arrive with unforgiving reality.
During a plan to deliver soba noodles while boiling them in flight, a new service's drone fleet encountered strong winds that tangled the noodles into a massive tower. The mess wrapped around power lines, blacking out the city center, with residents joking they 'got off easy with just tempura flakes.'
A university research team has developed conductive paste made from wheat flour, successfully 3D-printing power cords in udon noodle form. While boasting first-class elasticity and chewiness, the durability is "within expiration date," leaving appliance manufacturers in stunned silence.