Articles tagged with "Technology" (3 articles)
Latest 'predictive maintenance' subscription sparks controversy. AI warns 'Your toaster will gain self-awareness and rebel in two weeks.' The only solution: users must sign a monthly contract to praise their toaster every morning and submit video proof. 'Your bread is perfect, you're the best.' Users mutter to the void, but the bills arrive with unforgiving reality.
During a plan to deliver soba noodles while boiling them in flight, a new service's drone fleet encountered strong winds that tangled the noodles into a massive tower. The mess wrapped around power lines, blacking out the city center, with residents joking they 'got off easy with just tempura flakes.'
A university research team has developed conductive paste made from wheat flour, successfully 3D-printing power cords in udon noodle form. While boasting first-class elasticity and chewiness, the durability is "within expiration date," leaving appliance manufacturers in stunned silence.