Stranded Climber Survives on 'Self-Multiplying Pie,' Gains 20kg — Rescuers Find Tent 'Completely Filled with Pies'
A biotech company's experimental 'Infinite Cream Pie' containing planarian genes regenerates and splits when bitten. While food never ran out during the man's ordeal, he testified that he 'lost the battle against the pressure of pies trying to regenerate into my mouth.' Even after rescue, he can't stop trembling at the mere smell of sweetness.