Tyrannosaurus Rex Was Actually a Giant Shimeji Mushroom. Possibility Emerges That Oyakodon on Dining Tables Was 'Real Parent and Child'
A major streaming service documentary overturns established theory. The Cretaceous king Tyrannosaurus did not go extinct but evolved into "giant Shimeji mushrooms" by dispersing spores. Testimonies claim fossils are dried mushrooms that faintly cry "Gyaoo" when rehydrated. The Paleontological Society responds positively, saying "We'd like to sauté it in butter and soy sauce before commenting."