Tag: UnattendedDelivery

Articles tagged with "UnattendedDelivery" (2 articles)

Hometown Tax Donation Gift: Portable Shrine Enshrined at Front Door via 'Leave-at-Door' Delivery Option

Hometown Tax Donation Gift: Portable Shrine Enshrined at Front Door via 'Leave-at-Door' Delivery Option

Excessive municipal services strain logistics. Proclaiming that 'a deity cannot be placed on the bare ground,' loincloth-clad delivery men occupy apartment hallways to chant Shinto prayers. Fireworks are launched instead of leaving delivery slips, leaving residents staring in utter bewilderment at the festival mayhem from behind their auto-locked doors.

Translations: JA
Daily Surprise
Ambulance Shortage Prompts 'Soul-Only Transport': Physical Bodies Left as 'Unattended Deliveries'

Ambulance Shortage Prompts 'Soul-Only Transport': Physical Bodies Left as 'Unattended Deliveries'

To reduce arrival times, the government has introduced 'astral transport,' sending only patients' consciousness to the hospital. While statistical transport time reached the '0-second' target, physical bodies are collected by light cargo drivers, leaving ER doctors to chat with floating souls during a 'hollow waiting period.' If the hospital is full, bodies are returned to home gas meters or other 'delivery boxes' with a missed delivery slip.

Translations: JA
Otherworld Pocket