Ancient Martial Art "Water Strike Way" Master's License Suspended Over Unpaid Water Bill. Cosmic Communication Temporarily Interrupted.
The ancient martial art "Water Strike Way," which channels cosmic energy through water guns, faces crisis as its sole master has his license suspended for three months of unpaid water bills. Disciples lament, "With the tap shut off, Master's 'ki' flow has completely stopped," and continue training at park fountains, only to receive stern police warnings for disturbing pigeons with their water-spraying practices.