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Following the latest weather app update, users' smartphones have started receiving notifications like "Goblin Advisory (No umbrella needed)" and "Slime Warning (Adhesive; rubber boots recommended)." The developer explains they have "expanded coverage to address a broader range of risks," but users are flooding in with complaints such as "My laundry on the balcony was melted by acid breath."
An AI wallet that vibrates upon detecting overspending has added a feature that plays "baby crying sounds" according to guilt levels. Multiple incidents have been reported where users' wallets loudly cried "Waaah!" at supermarkets when attempting to purchase premium ice cream, drawing cold stares from surrounding customers.
Flamingo Finance Inc. announced on the 14th their hit smartphone game "Poverty Survivor" now features "Noble Mode" where players can play from a wealthy perspective. Players score points by throwing bread at starving NPCs from a carriage and judging their reactions. The developer claims "educational intent to teach the difficulty of charity," but #NobleHobby is trending on social media.