"A Single Tumor Blooming on the Stomach Wall" — Ministry AI Upgrades GPUs, Converts All Cancer Diagnoses to Poetry
The Ministry of Health's diagnostic AI gained useless sentimentality after a GPU upgrade. 'In your stomach, an early cancer is budding like cherry blossoms.' Patients receiving serious diagnoses via vertical Mincho-font poems have completely lost the timing to despair. The ministry hastily added a 'Ruthless Mode' — as a paid subscription option.