Shock in the Selfie Community: 'Class 1 Tank Top License' Revoked due to Shiny Biceps Blinding Oncoming Traffic
"The desire for recognition has exceeded the legal limit." On the 8th, authorities issued an administrative order banning the influencer in question from exposing his upper arms on public roads. This was due to incidents where his pumped-up veins were mistaken for road maps, causing Uber Eats delivery workers to get lost. He will now be required to wear long sleeves as a corrective measure and is prohibited from possessing mirrors.