Gold Medalist's Lips Rise 2mm, Instantly Stripped of Medal — Award Ceremonies Now a Ritual of Pure Void
Under new regulations declaring 'a winner's smile is violence against the loser,' all emotional expression on the podium has been banned. Cutting-edge AI detects even 'micro-vibrations of joy,' and athletes who fist-pump are escorted away on the spot. National teams have halted physical training, instead pouring their entire budgets into hiring high monks to teach 'ego-annihilation' techniques.