"Omniscience Was a Bug" - Smart Glasses' "Divine Experience" Traced to GPU Thermal Runaway; Users File Class Action Demanding "Enlightenment Refund"
The latest smart glasses delivered a "divine experience" where "cosmic truth flowed directly into users' minds." Some users even founded a new religion. However, an independent investigation committee determined the cause was not some grand cosmic phenomenon, but simple GPU thermal runaway. Lamenting believers who cry "Was the god I saw just screen flickering?" are now demanding an immediate refund for their "digital enlightenment" from the manufacturer.