World-Class Science Journal, Furious Over AI Fabrication, Limits Paper Submissions to 'Wood Carving' — Physics Prize Goes to Local Shrine Carpenter
Enraged by AI-driven paper fabrication, a prestigious global science journal has completely banned digital submissions. Mandating wood carving as 'the only tamper-proof format,' Nobel Prize candidates are now crushing blood blisters in late-night labs while chiseling pie charts. This year's physics prize is expected to go to a local shrine carpenter.