Supernova Causes Hawaii Flight Cancellations, Airline Offers 'Wormhole Boarding Pass' as Compensation
Milky Way Airlines (MWA) announced the cancellation of all Hawaii-bound flights, citing a supernova explosion millions of light-years away. The airline explained that 'spacetime distortions could cause unacceptable wobbling in the in-flight meal jelly.' Passengers seeking alternative flights are being offered 'one-way tickets via wormhole' along with 'cosmic ray exposure liability waivers.'