"Breathing Is the Worst Cost-Performance Ratio" — "Hibernation Exercise" That Stops Basal Metabolism Goes Viral, Practitioners Now Listed as Endangered Species
"Breathing makes you hungry and has the worst cost-performance ratio" — driven by retirement anxiety, a "Zero Basal Metabolism Exercise" designed to slash calorie consumption has taken SNS by storm. Young people suppressing their breathing and lying motionless like moss in the corners of their rooms have surged in number. What was meant to be the ultimate money-saving hack by minimizing food costs backfired when the Ministry of the Environment classified them as an endangered species after observing their declining vital signs. Ironically, the government's generous protection program has completely eliminated their retirement worries.