Reality OS Update Nerfs 'Beach Shack Buff' — Yakisoba Now Just 'Cold Noodles'
The hidden feature 'Beach Shack Buff (Deliciousness +300%)' that activated every summer was patched out as a bug in this morning's Reality OS update. As a result, young beachgoers biting into yakisoba suddenly snapped back to reality, declaring 'This is just cold sauce noodles,' sparking a pandemic of disillusionment. The developers apologized and immediately released a 'Nostalgia DLC' to restore the phantom flavor at 800 yen per serving.