Beef Bowl Chain Implements "4-Business-Day Order Review" to Combat Resale; Corporate Motto Changed from "Fast & Cheap" to "Hard & Strict"
To prevent the resale of collaboration merchandise, the "Zero Trust Beef Bowl" has been born, requiring a My Number card, a registered seal, and an 800-character essay proving "that I am me" for just one standard serving. Security has become ironclad, but customers waiting for approval have starved to death, and turnover rates have hit an all-time low since the company's founding.