In response to the heat wave, the government has introduced a 'shade tax' as a new revenue source. Certified appraisers patrol residential gardens with photometers, grading shadows as 'Premium Oak' or 'Standard Maple'. Unregulated 'weed shadows' are already circulating on the black market, making tax-evading shade a social issue.
Latest 'predictive maintenance' subscription sparks controversy. AI warns 'Your toaster will gain self-awareness and rebel in two weeks.' The only solution: users must sign a monthly contract to praise their toaster every morning and submit video proof. 'Your bread is perfect, you're the best.' Users mutter to the void, but the bills arrive with unforgiving reality.
In response to inflation, the Tooth Fairy Guild completely overhauls its compensation system. Under-pillow coins are abolished, replaced by an AI performance-based system that evaluates teeth based on 'dramatic loss circumstances' and 'parental social media engagement rates.' While high-scoring teeth are minted as NFTs, F-rank teeth are returned cash-on-delivery with 'improvement feedback.'
Following widespread reports of banknotes physically melting in record-breaking heat, the government has designated dry pasta as legal tender in an emergency measure. Since boiling is now considered 'currency destruction,' families must coordinate dinner menus with their savings plans.
To avoid the single tax, a 'time-limited marriage' service has emerged with contracts lasting up to one year. The divorce date is selected in advance from a calendar at the time of application, with the Ministry of Justice commenting 'It makes processing easier,' as eternal love gets compressed into annual contracts.
As an inflation countermeasure, the 'Freeze Bill' prohibiting further shrinking of snack sizes has passed. Companies begin investing heavily in research to shrink buyers' stomachs instead of maintaining content volume.
A startup announces a 'Dream Job' side gig where simply getting into bed generates hourly wages, but upon waking, the transfer history disappears and the terms of service turn out to be an illusion.
Amid a severe rice shortage, a blockchain company has tokenized government rice reserves, marketing them as 'being inedible is the new value.' Buyers can't receive actual rice but instead enjoy a meta-cooking experience watching virtual grains fluctuate on their rice cooker screens.
Major corporation announces 'Life Expectancy Advance Bonus' as new incentive. Hopeful employees can receive large bonuses immediately using their future lifespan as collateral, but the company's medical office is the only department constantly bustling.
As the rice shortage worsens, innovation leaders in the reselling world have begun bottling 'pre-cooking steam' and selling it as 'Zero-Calorie Rice Experience.' Despite the 3,000 yen price tag per bottle, items are selling out with rave reviews claiming 'it smells just like a rice cooker,' leaving the Consumer Affairs Agency at a loss.