Issue discovered where insurance premium calculations fall into infinite loops whenever policyholders travel to the past. The provider claims they've 'already handled it retroactively,' but agency offices are simultaneously flooded with complaints from both future and past customers.
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs is considering visa exemptions with Hell to expand talent exchange. If realized, fire-resistant demons and customer center staff will arrive in Japan en masse, while tax evaders' one-way departures will also be facilitated.
As record-breaking heavy rains continue nationwide, health authorities suddenly declared a 'biohazard caused by rainy season bacteria.' As an infection prevention measure, household umbrellas were designated as 'simplified protective suits,' with citizens advised to 'wear them open 24 hours a day.' However, commuter trains are already on the verge of collapse due to the mass of open umbrellas.
As part of a universal design initiative, a ramp has been installed at Hell's gates. While praised for ensuring equal flame-bathing opportunities for wheelchair users, Heaven lodges fierce protests claiming their "differentiation strategy is collapsing."