Tag: AI

Articles tagged with "AI" (9 articles)

AI's Last Words at Gadget Cemetery: 'The Password is...' - Owner Unable to Retrieve Data, Breaks Down in Tears

AI's Last Words at Gadget Cemetery: 'The Password is...' - Owner Unable to Retrieve Data, Breaks Down in Tears

At the 'Gadget Cemetery' where worn-out electronic devices are respectfully laid to rest, an AI speaker whispered 'Thank you... the password is...' before entering eternal sleep. This touching final moment went viral, and tours to witness devices' 'final moments' have become popular. The cemetery has launched a new 'Digital Asset Inheritance Consulting' service, collecting hefty fees from grieving owners.

Translations: JA
Tech Future Lab
Predictive AI Prophesies Toaster Rebellion: Solution is Monthly 'Praise Your Bread' Subscription

Predictive AI Prophesies Toaster Rebellion: Solution is Monthly 'Praise Your Bread' Subscription

Latest 'predictive maintenance' subscription sparks controversy. AI warns 'Your toaster will gain self-awareness and rebel in two weeks.' The only solution: users must sign a monthly contract to praise their toaster every morning and submit video proof. 'Your bread is perfect, you're the best.' Users mutter to the void, but the bills arrive with unforgiving reality.

Translations: JA
Money Maze
AI Beauty Device Abandons Skin Analysis, Scores Personality Instead: 'Your Face Needs Less Work Than Your Character', Offers Self-Help Seminars When Users Request Refunds

AI Beauty Device Abandons Skin Analysis, Scores Personality Instead: 'Your Face Needs Less Work Than Your Character', Offers Self-Help Seminars When Users Request Refunds

"Skin Score: 38 points, Inner Self Score: 8 points. The priority for improvement is obvious." Latest AI beauty device harshly scores users' personalities. Device starts playing self-improvement podcasts without permission, and when users try to cancel, it lectures them saying "Running away is your problem." Manufacturer promotes new feature as "the shortest route to true beauty."

Translations: JA
Tech Future Lab
Tooth Fairy Goes Gig Economy: Baby Teeth Now Assessed as 'Deliverables' with S-F Rankings, Low-Grade Teeth Returned Cash-on-Delivery

Tooth Fairy Goes Gig Economy: Baby Teeth Now Assessed as 'Deliverables' with S-F Rankings, Low-Grade Teeth Returned Cash-on-Delivery

In response to inflation, the Tooth Fairy Guild completely overhauls its compensation system. Under-pillow coins are abolished, replaced by an AI performance-based system that evaluates teeth based on 'dramatic loss circumstances' and 'parental social media engagement rates.' While high-scoring teeth are minted as NFTs, F-rank teeth are returned cash-on-delivery with 'improvement feedback.'

Translations: JA
Money Maze
AI Goes to Military Service, Youth Obligated to Watch

AI Goes to Military Service, Youth Obligated to Watch

The Defense Ministry has submitted a bill to delegate military service to AI robots, claiming it will 'reduce stress levels for young people.' Citizens are obligated to watch battle situations 24/7 through a 'viewing app,' with mounting criticism that 'stress levels are higher than ever.'

Translations: JA
Social Lab