Industrial Storage Battery Selected for Olympic Figure Skating Team; Awarded Perfect Artistic Score for 'Motionless Performance'
A three-ton redox flow battery sat enthroned at the center of the rink. In response to a performance consisting solely of circulating electrolyte fluid to the music, the judges wept, declaring that the 'struggle of the ions was painfully palpable.' Human athletes who desperately landed quadruple jumps were dismissed as 'noisy' and 'lacking wabi-sabi,' as infrastructure equipment swept the podium.