UN Peacekeeping Forces Deploy to Pop Idol Dressing Room to Prevent Impending Breakup
As tensions over 'musical differences' within a popular pop idol group escalated to the level of armed conflict, their management agency requested troop deployment from the UN Security Council. On the morning of the 11th, a Demilitarized Zone (DMZ) was established in the center of the dressing room, creating an anomalous situation where blue helmets are now monitoring the area 24/7. Physical sanctions are expected to be enforced immediately should negotiations regarding the lyric distribution for their new song fall through.