Protein Thief Identified by DNA Test as 'Himself.' Fear of Muscle Breakdown Drove Unconscious Late-Night Shakes
'Someone keeps stealing my powder.' After a furious bodybuilder's complaint, the gym ran a DNA test on his shaker — and the saliva belonged entirely to the victim himself. His terror of overnight muscle catabolism was so extreme that even while his brain slept, his muscles rose on their own to mix and chug protein in the dead of night. A fingerprint-locked protein vault is now flying off the shelves to prevent this 'muscular mutiny.'