Paper Spy Walkie-Talkie from Preschool Magazine Insert Accidentally Destroys Enemy State's Cloud; Editorial Department Apologizes for 'Glue Tab Design Flaw'
A 'Spy Walkie-Talkie' magazine insert sloppily assembled with cellophane tape by a five-year-old boy has silenced a certain nation's core cloud network. Creases in its silver foil stickers appear to have resonated with military frequencies, flooding the editorial department with inquiries over suspected state espionage. A pale-faced editor-in-chief apologized, stating, 'It is labeled for ages three and up, but interference with state secrets was unforeseen. Next month's insert will be a radio-free paper tank.'