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Articles tagged with "ConsumerAffairsAgency" (2 articles)

Consumer Affairs Agency Considers 'Muscle Cooling-Off' as Incidents of 'Abs Transferred to Sheets' Skyrocket

Consumer Affairs Agency Considers 'Muscle Cooling-Off' as Incidents of 'Abs Transferred to Sheets' Skyrocket

With the hyper-evolution of shading/contouring makeup, the 'stealth macho' problem—where the truth about a partner's physique is not revealed until spending the night together—has intensified. Following incidents of gym shower drains getting clogged with foundation makeup, a new bill proposes a mandatory 'joint deliberation in a sauna' before couples start dating. Cries of 'Muscles never lie, but lighting lies all the time' are spreading.

Translations: JA
Muscle Arena
Lucky Draw Grand Prize: "Land With the Lowest Property Value" — Winner Breaks Down Sobbing at Register. Consumer Affairs Agency: "Run for Your Life if You Win"

Lucky Draw Grand Prize: "Land With the Lowest Property Value" — Winner Breaks Down Sobbing at Register. Consumer Affairs Agency: "Run for Your Life if You Win"

A supermarket chain launched a lucky draw with a grand prize of "mountain forest land ranked dead last in property value (property tax and mandatory weeding included)." The moment you win, you're saddled with massive liabilities. In response, the Consumer Affairs Agency issued an unprecedented warning: "Do your absolute best to draw the losing pocket tissue." Participants are now shedding tears of relief every time they pull a dud.

Translations: JA
Daily Surprise