Consumer Affairs Agency Considers 'Muscle Cooling-Off' as Incidents of 'Abs Transferred to Sheets' Skyrocket
With the hyper-evolution of shading/contouring makeup, the 'stealth macho' problem—where the truth about a partner's physique is not revealed until spending the night together—has intensified. Following incidents of gym shower drains getting clogged with foundation makeup, a new bill proposes a mandatory 'joint deliberation in a sauna' before couples start dating. Cries of 'Muscles never lie, but lighting lies all the time' are spreading.