"Floppy Disk Organization Skills" Recognized as National Living Treasure: Government Permanently Bans All Digital Connections to Preserve Technique
A man who has mastered the "art of floppy disk organization" through years of dedication has been recognized as a National Living Treasure. While the Agency for Cultural Affairs praises it as "a divine skill impossible for AI to replicate," a special law has been immediately enacted to permanently ban internet, USB, and even Bluetooth connections for both the man and his floppy disks to protect this rare skill. The man smiled quietly, saying, "Now I can devote myself to 1.44MB wholeheartedly."