Diet Deliberations to Be Resolved by 'Physics': Bill Passage Threshold Set at 150 kg Bench Press
Rallying behind the slogan 'Heavier Muscles Over Longer Debates,' the ruling and opposition parties formed a 'Muscle Coalition.' A new rule was introduced stipulating that bills pass as long as the stack of legislative documents is physically lifted. In the Budget Committee, the Minister of Finance hoisted a defense spending hike bill via deadlift, roaring 'It's light! It's so light!' as it passed the very same day. The opposition is protesting that 'the strain on the lower back violates the Constitution.'
