Man Believes 'Fully Washable' Label and Puts Giant Fish in Dishwasher — Mindful Living Ends in Total Kitchen Loss from Stench
A man's kitchen exploded after he stuffed a captured giant carp into a 'washable natural-style basket' and ran it through a high-temperature dishwasher cycle. Following the foul-smelling disaster at the pinnacle of his quest for mindful living, the man protested vehemently, claiming 'it said sanitizing.' Meanwhile, the manufacturer is quietly holding its head in disbelief, stating the product is 'exclusively for freshly baked croissants, and sanitizing thrashing freshwater fish was never anticipated.'