Tag: Drone

Articles tagged with "Drone" (3 articles)

Neighborhood Radio Calisthenics Ends with Elderly Stuck in Midair After Wearing Infomercial 'Zero-Gravity Sandals'

Neighborhood Radio Calisthenics Ends with Elderly Stuck in Midair After Wearing Infomercial 'Zero-Gravity Sandals'

An elderly group wore 'space sandals' from a TV shopping channel that promised 'zero knee strain.' During the jumping segment of radio calisthenics, they all levitated in unison and came to a complete stop three meters above the ground. The surreal sight of seniors lined up floating in the autumn sky ensued. 'It doesn't hurt!' echoed joyful cries from above, but no one could come back down. The neighborhood association hastily began delivering warm tea by drone.

Translations: JA
Daily Surprise
Garden Tomato 'Arrested' for Breaking Self-Isolation. New Gardening Style with 24-Hour Drone Surveillance is Born

Garden Tomato 'Arrested' for Breaking Self-Isolation. New Gardening Style with 24-Hour Drone Surveillance is Born

A company has unveiled the ultimate garden born from excessive hygiene concerns. In 'Secure Gardening,' popular among the wealthy, each plant is managed by GPS, and contact with neighboring plants is strictly prohibited. Recently, a family's cherry tomato was suspected of 'close contact' with neighboring basil and was picked by a surveillance drone and disposed of in compost.

Translations: JA
Culture Kaleidoscope
Soba Delivery Drones Tangle Mid-Air, Cause Blackout

Soba Delivery Drones Tangle Mid-Air, Cause Blackout

During a plan to deliver soba noodles while boiling them in flight, a new service's drone fleet encountered strong winds that tangled the noodles into a massive tower. The mess wrapped around power lines, blacking out the city center, with residents joking they 'got off easy with just tempura flakes.'

Translations: JA
Daily Surprise