Tag: EvidenceDestruction

Articles tagged with "EvidenceDestruction" (2 articles)

Blackout Redactions of Public Documents Swapped to 'Seaweed' for Eco-Friendliness: Moisture-Induced Fusion Upgrades Security

Blackout Redactions of Public Documents Swapped to 'Seaweed' for Eco-Friendliness: Moisture-Induced Fusion Upgrades Security

On the 30th, the government declared a 'de-inking' of confidentiality maintenance and began masking with premium dried seaweed (nori) from the Ariake Sea. By allowing the seaweed to fuse with the paper due to moisture, they achieved 'physical encryption' where attempting to peel it off destroys the document. 'If push comes to shove, we can deliciously destroy the evidence,' say field bureaucrats, who highly praise the system.

Translations: JA
Game Console "Self-Destructs" Upon Detecting Piracy: String of Mysterious Fires Caused by Extreme New DRM Feature

Game Console "Self-Destructs" Upon Detecting Piracy: String of Mysterious Fires Caused by Extreme New DRM Feature

The culprit behind a string of late-night mysterious fires has been identified as a cutting-edge game console. A ruthless DRM feature that "self-destructs" when it detects illegal copies is causing an uproar. The moment a pirated game is launched, the console erupts in pale blue flames, incinerating both the house and the evidence. It has been revealed that 80% of unsolved arson cases are actually these acts of "righteous self-immolation." The manufacturer claims users have already agreed to Terms of Service Article 84, "Destruction of Housing," prompting fire departments to urge gamers to read the fine print carefully.

Translations: JA