Violence Scenes Become 'Intense Hugs.' Compliance AI Forcefully Replaces Heists with 'Fundraising Activities'
Streaming giant 'Peaceful Filter' is destroying masterpieces. Zombie horde attacks are real-time converted into 'Free Hug Lines,' and villainous insults into 'Constructive Proposals for Operational Improvement.' The moment the climactic massive explosion was replaced by 'Birthday Candles,' viewers' cancellation buttons caught fire.