Apology Review Show Triggers Stock Limit Down After Accusing CEO of 'CGI Tears'
A new show monetizing corporate scandals as entertainment hits record ratings. Film critics graded the press conference on "direction, script, and acting," offering biting critiques like "sloppy payoff for the buck-passing foreshadowing" and "lighting ill-suited for remorse." The moment an AI judge ruled that the "physics calculations look wrong" during the CEO's full dogeza prostration, the market crashed.