“How to Eat Cheese Fondue” Escalates into International Crisis, UN Security Council Convenes Emergency Session
A scene depicting "pineapple cheese fondue" in a new anime has split the world in two. Ambassadors brandished broccoli at UN headquarters in heated exchanges, leading to a resolution proposing the creation of a "Fondue Police." Amid chaotic debates, the Swiss delegate declared, "We find ketchup acceptable too," throwing the chamber into utter turmoil.