Fried Food Shop Imposes 200% 'Fat Tariff,' Mayonnaise Possessors Detained by Border Patrol
On the 11th, an established deli in a Tokyo shopping street introduced a 'fat tariff' to 'prevent lipid influx into the body at the border,' mandating a tax in kind of 50 squats per piece of fried chicken. Those who fail to pay or carry mayonnaise are labeled 'cholesterol smugglers' and are being deported to the salad bar of an adjacent cafe.