"It's Just a Cooling Measure": PC Fan Control Log Wins Pure Literature Award, Judges Weep
"75 degrees, fan speed 100%. This agonizing cry is the metaphor for the modern human pushed to their limits." A sterile, automated setting log from a PC cooling tool has swept the prestigious Pure Literature Awards. Judges wept, claiming to see "an aimless rage in the violent fluctuations of CPU temperature." Even the explanation from the author, a late-night gamer—"No, the game was just heavy..."—is being hailed by the literary world as a brilliant expression of self-denial.