Tag: Gamification

Articles tagged with "Gamification" (3 articles)

Slow Wi-Fi Homes Obligated to Applaud Routers: AI 'Speeds Up the More You Praise It'

Slow Wi-Fi Homes Obligated to Applaud Routers: AI 'Speeds Up the More You Praise It'

For households plagued by dropped connections, a telecommunications equipment manufacturer has unveiled a new feature: 'Router Praise-Learning.' The system reportedly uses AI to prioritize bandwidth allocation for users who clap in front of the router's LEDs and call it a 'genius.' Some users have already remarked, 'I ended up turning on my corporate salesperson charm before the connection even worked.'

Translations: JA
City Hall Officially Recognizes "Bureaucratic Runaround" as Sport: Record is 3 Days, 0% Completion Rate for "Administrative Dungeon"

City Hall Officially Recognizes "Bureaucratic Runaround" as Sport: Record is 3 Days, 0% Completion Rate for "Administrative Dungeon"

On the 2nd, a certain ward office in Nishi-Tokyo City officially recognized "Administrative Dungeon," a new sport that exploits complex and bizarre counter procedures. It is a grueling stamp rally visiting 30 counters, but staff members trigger their "the person in charge is currently away" skill at exquisite moments. A roll-reversed craze where participants consume 5 days of paid leave just to earn 500 yen worth of points is currently breaking out.

Translations: JA
Constellation App Rates Your Life by "Stellar Magnitude." Black Hole Tier Doubles Your Utility Bills

Constellation App Rates Your Life by "Stellar Magnitude." Black Hole Tier Doubles Your Utility Bills

Society is in turmoil over the new life-rating feature introduced by the latest stargazing app "Stella Score." AI analyzes users' social media posts and ranks them from "Sirius Tier" to "Black Hole Tier." While high-rated users receive preferential loan interest rates, low-rated users face penalties including doubled utility bills, leaving them with no time to even look up at the night sky.

Translations: JA