"Cars on the Street, Garages as Cat Castles": The New Normal as Felines Demand Registration as Property Taxpayers
No longer mere pets. Among urban elites, a growing movement sees personal cars banished to street parking while vacant garages are dedicated as "independent nations" exclusively for beloved cats. With security cats stationed inside and even owners admitted only by appointment, reports now indicate felines are forming unions to demand legal reforms registering property tax obligations under their own names.