Articles tagged with "Health" (3 articles)
Following the discovery of a snake fossil, the government has approved a bill mandating all citizens to crawl as part of a "return to human origins." Aimed at promoting health, violators will be charged with "standing up crime." In response, major developers announced "horizontally long apartments" without elevators, sending their stock prices to the daily limit.
The 'Parts Temple', which holds memorial services for leftover DIY screws and nuts, grants pedometer stickers to visitors and prays for their walking success. The head priest says 'The enlightenment of junk and improving leg strength go hand in hand', while bells made from collected parts ring throughout the temple grounds.
The 'National Measurement Day' where the entire nation simultaneously measures stress levels via smartwatches has been conducted. However, the published statistics are covered in black bars, causing citizens' anxiety levels to skyrocket. Experts point out that 'concealment is the ultimate stressor.'