Fatal Typo 'January 32nd' in Bargain Calendars: Buyers Flowing into Unknown Space-Time
A 2026 calendar that became a massive hit for being '90% off' on a major e-commerce site was found to have a non-existent 'January 32nd' printed on it. Reports are flooding in from buyers saying 'February won't come' and 'the sky turned purple on the morning of the 32nd.' While the manufacturer claims it was an 'advanced leap year calculation error,' the damage from the 'Infinite Monday' that occurred on the 32nd day is spreading. Currently, the only solution is to physically tear up the calendar and forcibly imagine spring break.