Articles tagged with "Innovation" (3 articles)
A new menu that generates electricity from stomach acid has debuted for elite professionals who grudge even the time spent eating. For three hours after the meal, their eyes glow like high beams, enabling overtime work without office lighting. While highly convenient, a growing number of cases have been reported at airport security checkpoints where passengers themselves are treated as "hazardous materials."
“I won’t tolerate processing that leaves a hard center.” Activist shareholders propose introducing high-end clay pots to the manufacturing line. In response to engineers’ counter-argument that “silicon cannot be digested,” the fund side asserted, “It just hasn’t soaked in water long enough,” and ordered even longer soaking times.
For owners frustrated by dogs who avoid both walks and medication, the 'Medicine-Infused Sneaker One-Step' has arrived. Capsules embedded in the soles release with each step, supposedly making dogs healthier the more they walk—though veterinarians warn 'the metal heels will break the owner instead.'