A 200-Million-Yen-a-Night Space Hotel: The Spectacular Window View Was Just "Moldy Bread"
Promotional photos for an ultra-luxury space tourism venture advertised an "undiscovered nebula" that was actually microscopic mold on stale pastry. When the CEO doubled down, claiming that "the essence of the cosmos is identical in both the micro and macro," pseudo-intellectual investors wept at its "profundity" and pledged additional billions in funding.