Land Prices Skyrocket in 'City Where Someone Dies Daily': Extra Police Ironically Make It Japan's Safest Town
An unprecedented rush of new residents is flocking to a filming location where fictional serial murders occur daily. Thanks to cameras everywhere and a 24-hour presence of actor police extras, the actual crime rate continues to hit a miraculous zero. Wealthy residents are pouring in, remarking that 'they arrive faster than the real police,' making it a daily occurrence to elegantly eat organic lunches right next to gruesome pools of fake blood.