PINs Stored in Pectorals: City Hall's 'Muscle Memory Authentication' Suspended for Being Too Intimidating
Chaos erupted at City Hall's 'Muscle Memory Counter,' where citizens store their PINs in their pectoral muscles. While a revolutionary life hack for remembering passwords through muscle movement, a surge of citizens silently twitching their chests at the counter led to complaints of 'extraordinary intimidation.' The city was forced to abruptly change the specification to the biceps.