Overachiever Lunch Boom: 'Deep-Fried Lithium Batteries' Prioritize Voltage Over Satiety
A new menu that generates electricity from stomach acid has debuted for elite professionals who grudge even the time spent eating. For three hours after the meal, their eyes glow like high beams, enabling overtime work without office lighting. While highly convenient, a growing number of cases have been reported at airport security checkpoints where passengers themselves are treated as "hazardous materials."