Parents Shipped to Space for Kids' Poor Grades: Government Launches Mars Cram School Program
The era has arrived when parents get stuffed into rockets if their children's grades don't improve. Under the government's new 'Parental Academic Enhancement Project,' guardians are sent to a boarding school in Mars orbit to redo arithmetic drills and horizontal bar exercises in zero gravity. The children left behind on Earth are watching their parents' struggles via 'Negative Role Model Live Stream.'
