Booming "Lunar Resort" Exclusively for Nuisance Tourists: Reservations Flood in for "Graceful Exile" from Earth
As the ultimate solution to overtourism, authorities unveiled a plan to send disruptive tourists to the moon as "Galactic-Class VIPs." Noise in a vacuum does not carry, and crater graffiti is entirely legal, but return flight fuel costs are pegged to "national budget levels," drawing cheers from Earth residents for this modern-day penal exile.